So yesterday my crush asked me to have drinks with him again and no one had time to join so we were all alone

Turns out he’s now trying to match me with his friends and even asked why his other friend wouldn’t be good

I carefully explained that his awkward friend was too …vanilla… for me and he just kept staring at me omg

I also accidentally told him that yes, I do think it’s nice of him to say that he wants to stay friends with me but no, it’s annoying cause I really want to hump him. It was out before I noticed

He started lauging and said he feels honored and kinda proud of himself that someone like me wants to. But he also explained that he did want to do those things to me, but thinks it’s better to just do nothing about it cause he doesn’t want it to end badly for one of us

My night was so uncomfortable omg

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