What the signs need

• Aries: a bottle of vodka
• Taurus: a sugar daddy
• Gemini: some dick tbh
• Cancer: fuckboy repellent
• Leo: to go on a shopping spree
• Virgo: a blunt
• Libra: a puppy or kitty
• Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
• Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
• Capricorn: their school to burn down
• Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
• Pisces: better friends

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